Top Ten Reasons I wish Real Life was like Professional Wrestling...

1. I would get to wear spandex all the time.
2. I could smash doty's head into steel steps and he would be ok.
3. You dont get in trouble for punching your boss
4. I would have a posse who would show up whenever I needed help
5. Whenever I showed up anywhere, my entrance music would play
6. If you run someone over in a car you dont get arrested.
7. You get to wear a title belt all the time.
8. I would spear people non-stop
9. I could hit people with chairs, and now they won't freak out and run away.
10. I could be the biggest ass hole in the world and people would cheer for me...which is my dream.