The Great Hero'd Adventure

HeroXC: we're jackasses
HeroXC: i found this big plastic (thick) sign
HeroXC: really long
HeroXC: err not too long but a rectangle
HeroXC: its shiny and cool
HeroXC: says career services or something
HeroXC: so i snagged it
HeroXC: and its in my room
HeroXC: well today we had off
HeroXC: and were bored
HeroXC: so we drilled holes in it and made a sled
HeroXC: well sledding is illegal here on campus
HeroXC: and we went
HeroXC: and this fucker flies like you wouldnt beileve
HeroXC: easily the fastest EVER
HeroXC: its sweet
HeroXC: no control
HeroXC: you point it and it takes off
HeroXC: anyway
HeroXC: me and my neighbor are on it
HeroXC: and we go
HeroXC: almost hit a tree
HeroXC: shit thats cool, lets see how far we can go now
HeroXC: on campus
HeroXC: we go down this hill (totally forgetting theres a huuge drop - 5 feet into the soccer field)
HeroXC: and we both wreck
HeroXC: scott (the neighbor) is lying face down
HeroXC: im stinging
HeroXC: i get him up- he's all bloody
HeroXC: yeah...i think he's concussed
HeroXC: its pretty funny
HeroXC: he keeps asking questions
HeroXC: yeah i think we're gonna take him to the medical house thing
HeroXC: my whole side is sore
HeroXC: lol
HeroXC: his face is cut up
HeroXC: but man it was fun
HeroXC: and funny
HeroXC: this sled fucking goes like you wouldnt believe
HeroXC: if we took it to the ridge...we could set some sort of landspeed record
HeroXC: no joke
HeroXC: fucker moves i say
HeroXC: i ditched it
HeroXC: when i had to walk across campus
HeroXC: the fuckers big, too
HeroXC: its a death device
HeroXC: im serious
HeroXC: this fucker was sooo ghetto
HeroXC: man, i wanna take it back
ManGo1816: this one guy had a cardboard box wrapped in a garbage bag
ManGo1816: called it the dubu
HeroXC: oh man
HeroXC: i just checked on Scott
HeroXC: or scoot as i call him
HeroXC: hes playing euchere
HeroXC: and singing
HeroXC: and im like is this dave mathews bland?
HeroXC: he looks up from his cards and flips me off
HeroXC: funniest thing- ever
HeroXC: my ribs hurt though
HeroXC: god bless college
ManGo1816: yes indeed
HeroXC: which is why sledding is outlawed
HeroXC: some pussy died or something
HeroXC: its funny though
HeroXC: 'cause at the beginning of the year, they're like this is the med center
HeroXC: and im thinking to myself "who the fuck would need that"
HeroXC: apparently jackasses that make sleds outta signs they find in the garbage do
HeroXC: oh man
HeroXC: the best was getting holes in this for the sled
HeroXC: i took a hammer and a screwdriver
HeroXC: and i hit it
HeroXC: and this corner flew off
HeroXC: almost took out the ole eye
HeroXC: then we mangled up a power drill
HeroXC: that motherfucker was niiiice
HeroXC: then we scored some cable type thing
HeroXC: claire wanted to use hemp
HeroXC: wouldnt allow for the drug paaraphanalia
HeroXC: so we scored this wird stuff
HeroXC: it works
HeroXC: 'cause it lies flat until you pull it
HeroXC: then you dont dig in
HeroXC: so you go fast- concussion fast
Mango1816: yes indeed


anyways, while hero was sledding, this dude was here at pitt, naked, and sledding...brian woods