"Trip To Houston" Rated:NC 17 Directed by Jesse Mang

Peter Holowka, Colin Meyers, and Jesse Mang travel to Houston for The USA T&F XC Championships, hilarity ensues. The trip started off ok then we took and hour to find our hotel, and in that hour, for 45 minutes we were in a 1 mile radius of our hotel. This cause us to miss Yao Ming...shit. The weather is rainy and there are thunderstorms, so the course becomes a mud pit. Our gamecube was prevented from being connected to the TV by some sort of cver, and the hotel people said they wouldn't take it off. So, pete holowka buys some dollar stor pliers and he rips off the cover. Then we played gamecube. Pete Holowka crushed everybody in everything with his expression "in the face". The runners went to sleep frustrated. The next day was race day. The course was a mud hole. People who had longer spikes put them in, but jesse mang had no long spikes. The race started, people slipped and slided all over the place and jesse mang crawled up the hills a plenty, colin meyers had a great race, and peter meindl, the great one, was supposed to win, was unfortunately ill, and did not perform at the level that he usually runs at. After the races, more gamecube. The next day we went to the grand opening of the houston aquarium and it sucked. Then we played in the fountain there, cause it was warm in houston. Then we wnet to the airport where we made it to chicago ok, but at chicago we were delayed for a while, so we arrived about 2:30am. And colin meyers flipped out on the plane and that was funny. Then Zora won Joe Millionaire and then Fox gave the couple a million bucks. I want a million bucks. Stupid show.