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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
The Story of Mango
The Story Of Mango
Mango fought his enemy: a sexy model on an ironing board during the third world war feeling very foolish and fell violently ill which started a party, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and just as he hoped he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.
The Story Of Waddie
Waddie saw a movie made by Fat Bastard after winning the lottery and got locked in a room full of greasy meat because his leg hurt and decided to sleep it off, Waddie then met his long lost son: Waddie the second, he stole a car and to the disappointment of some he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Mexico
The Story Of Boots
Boots saw a movie made by Homer Simpson on a pirate ship during the third world war feeling very foolish and everyone felt very sympathetic so everyone bowed down to Boots, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the disappointment of some he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
The Story Of Clint
Clint was owed money by John Howard under the bed and got banished from the country in a sad mood and banged his head on a wall which caused public outcry he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and to the surprise of the audience he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 11 years in prison.

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